Welp, this is it.
To the only state I’ve ever called home,
I’ll miss you. Except winter. Winter sucks.
To the friends I’ve made over the years,
Thanks for being there. I’ve never been shy about telling the people in my life I love them, so I don’t have to do one of those annoying things where I tag everyone in a post cuz God that’s obnoxious. You know who you are. Not much is going to change.
To my family,
I know the shit I do rarely ever makes sense to you, this being no exception. I’m not like you guys. There’s nothing wrong with that, I just need something more than all this. Both sides knew it and it took longer than it should have for both come to terms with it. Thank you for turning the corner and at least supporting me even if you didn’t agree with any of the things that I do.
To the comedians I’ve gotten to work with,
If you were good to me, I’ll remember it. If you weren’t, I’ll remember it.
To anyone that ever put me on their show or came out to see me perform,
Thank you so much for the chance to do the thing I truly love doing. Thanks for keeping comedy alive.
To anyone that didn’t,
Fuck off.
To my girlfriend, Liz,
I don’t know how you put up with my shit and I’m sure others wonder too. You’ve been an amazing partner through all of this and I’m beyond excited for us to start our own life out west. I couldn’t do any of this without you.
I have no idea what the next few years hold for me. I’m the weirdest combination of happy, sad, excited, anxious and terrified. But I love what I’m doing and the people I’m getting to do it with and that’s enough. That was all I ever wanted.